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25 December 2009 @ 03:17 pm
posted here a little while ago but you know. it's about that time.

I'm shay and I'm 17. I'm fat, jewish, and pale. my hobbies include drawing and being the coolest person you'll ever know.

tweets? why not:
Prince William slept in the London streets "on an extremely cold night, with temps down to -4 C (39 F)." I sunbathe in that weather you wang

This creative gift idea has turned creatively retarded

On my way to another party. Theme: indian people.

why has david cross's twitter been suspended due to strange activity? is it because it's david cross's twitter?

While taking the red pill tells you what the matrix is, the pink pill gives you a helpful hint.

In facial hair units of time, only 5 o'clock is really discernable.


follow me and I will follow you blah blah blah
http://twitter.com/nakedbarmitzvah

 
 
25 December 2009 @ 09:23 am

http://twitter.com/milkthrunose
 
 
Current Location: 94070
Current Mood: giggly
 
 
25 December 2009 @ 09:23 am

http://twitter.com/milkthrunose
 
 
Current Location: 94070
Current Mood: giggly
 
 
24 December 2009 @ 02:47 am
Hi. I still need more followers/people to follow. (FYI: Formally known as @causticsofa.)

Don't have anything witty or fun to say at the moment. The consensus is that I'm more entertaining before menstruation and/or when I've just finished shopping at Target/the like. (I hate that fucking place.) Um.. I'll be tweeting my comics soon! So be prepared for that I guess.

Also use Blip.fm if interested: http://blip.fm/peapodjumpappu

Big into that Favstar.fm shit as well (so let me know if you use it/would like more "favs"): http://favstar.fm/users/peapodjumpappu

In closing: http://twitter.com/peapodjumpappu


Thank you!
 
 
23 December 2009 @ 04:48 pm
Hi-I haven't posted on here in forever. I'm a 40 y/o divorced bi-curious guy living in Florida. I like reading, travel, outdoor activities and sports. I tweet about everything and the kitchen sink...and I have to confess twitter is also how I update my facebook status. So does that make me a social networking whore? Anyway, follow me if you want. www.twitter.com/george1969
 
 
23 December 2009 @ 09:50 pm


 I'm Emma, 16, from Basingstoke UK.

 I tweet on just about anything bizarre going on in my life - funny quotations between myself and friends, strange occurances, and other things that I feel the rest of the world-wide-web needs to know about. I also regularly post music / album reccommendations.

 Here's a couple of my most recent tweets:

poison_eee: "why did you steal my permenant marker?" ... "i wanted to do some permenant marking"

poison_eee: my cat is doing backflips on top of our frozen pond ... fuck yeah, my cat's so awesome she can do backflips ;)

poison_eee: just dyed my hair red. it's very, um ... bright

poison_eee: Courtney Love - even though she's a drugged up psycho, gotta admire her music...

poison_eee: writing christmas cards and watching True Blood ... it's like a sexier version of Twilight ;)


I friend-back + try to reply to others as frequent as possible

x

 

edit: I'm poison_eee

 
 
23 December 2009 @ 08:40 pm

its been a while since i whored myself on here :P

I am a twilight addict, but dont let that put u off...i tweet about the boring nothingness that is my regular day (these tweets should be read in monotone) and only tweet twilight with my other likeminded friends... tweet me n i usually reply!

i'm 23, reside in yorkshire UK when i'm not in my own little world...i get very silly at times...i also tend to vent my frustrations via tweet too :) i have some beautiful twitter buddies and feel greedy! i want MORE!!!

can u bring some shiny times to my twitterpage?

ADD ME! www.twitter.com/beckyboobearbum :P i'll add u back!
 
 
Current Mood: blah
 
 
23 December 2009 @ 01:09 pm
19, university. singapore, not a spammer, don't like spammers either. Am a dancer and avid Kpop fan. I tweet about life's miscellaneous (especially food, you've been warned ^^)
Feel free to add/follow: Twitter this way.
 
 
21 December 2009 @ 09:38 am
[info]i_hope_that
For many of us, the holidays can be kind of rough. If you're searching for a network of understanding friends, this ultra-nurturing community encourages you to express your heartfelt wishes and offer other members encouragement and acceptance. Not for the terminally snarky or emotionally-challenged, this is a good-spirited place to lend comfort and support.
 
 
21 December 2009 @ 09:37 am
[info]diygifts
Feeling crafty? If you've got a few last folks on your holiday gift list, this is a great place to seed your creativity and generosity. You'll also discover wonderful DIY tips to decorate your home and entertain guests. Offering a no-frills-no-skills attitude that welcomes the cash-challenged and arts-phobic, you're sure to get ideas and make friends in the process.
 
 
21 December 2009 @ 09:36 am
[info]cooking_club
A fun and friendly community dedicated to those who love to cook, whether you're a meat-and-potatoes type, an aspiring gourmand, and/or a vegan. In search of a brilliant dish to use up those weekly leftovers? Post your ingredients and you'll be whipping up a feast by dinner. You can also share favorite recipes. For Type A chefs, you can spice up your culinary repertoire with exciting cooking challenges.
 
 
20 December 2009 @ 02:14 am
Hi. My name is Sarah. I'm 22 years old and live in a shit-ass town. I use foul language and tweet indiscreetly about my vagina and lack of bowel movements. I'm also the mod of this community.

Here are a few of my recent tweets to give you an idea of what you'd be following:

I saw a fat 13-ish year old girl punch another fat 13-ish year old girl in the breast tonight at Target.
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To the lady on the news: Why are you wearing purple lipstick? Instead of fuller, looks like they sewed a dog's anus to your face.
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And where the fuck is my sister's Christmas gift? I ordered it, like, 4 weeks ago through Amazon. Assholes.
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Boycotting "the pill"! Most ppl gain weight taking it, and I gain 10lbs. from NOT taking it?! Fuck this! I'll use the vaginal pierogi-thing.
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Drinking parsley tea to bring on my period... Actually tastes really good! (It's official. I'm nuts.)
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DON'T CALL PETA! I was only "kitten". (Ah, ha, ha, ha! Get it? But she really is cute.)
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My Goose is so cute, I sometimes have this uncontrollable urge to bite her. But not hard.



Thank you for your time.


http://twitter.com/causticsofa
 
 
19 December 2009 @ 02:22 pm
ayo  
examples:
Have you ever said you were okay, when you really weren't?
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theres a difference between living, and living in your head
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My biology partner asked me if camels lay eggs today... I kinda lost hope in our generation.
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Do you feel alive?
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you are my sunshine
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I just found out that mermaid girl died :( TLC's never gonna be the same..

FOLLOW ME!
http://twitter.com/phoebeebrown

I dont over-tweet.
 
 
18 December 2009 @ 01:39 pm
Hey everyone.
My name is Kevin. I'm 21 and a student teacher.
I'm cynical and abit misanthropic.
Stuck on Long Island and I hate it.
Anyway...If I sound interesting add me here.
http://twitter.com/Kevin_Insurgent
 
 
18 December 2009 @ 07:08 am
Who else is up and annoyed that Twitter has crashed because it was hacked. What is this, like the third time? And the "iran army" or w/e?
 
 
17 December 2009 @ 05:33 pm
[info]stepstomarrow
When granddaughter, Jada, was born with leukemia, a donor-match was located and Jada made a miraculous recovery. In honor of her grandaughter's health, Jeanna has decided to walk across the country (in the dead of winter) to raise awareness and build support for the bone marrow registry (all that's required is a cheek swab). Follow Jeanna's remarkable journey as she travels the United States by foot.
 
 
16 December 2009 @ 10:02 pm
examples:
Have you ever said you were okay, when you really weren't?
---
theres a difference between living, and living in your head
---
My biology partner asked me if camels lay eggs today... I kinda lost hope in our generation.
---
Do you feel alive?
---
you are my sunshine
---
I just found out that mermaid girl died :( TLC's never gonna be the same..

FOLLOW ME!
http://twitter.com/phoebeebrown

I dont over-tweet.
 
 
14 December 2009 @ 09:17 pm
follow me!
(addme to lj if you want too)
name: stefanie
age: 21
location: toronto
job: student
likes: dancing, shopping, tanning, drinking, partying, blackberrys, email, twitter, lj, facebook, ipods, laptops, internet, cars, driving etc.
dislikes: haters, assholes, ignorance, lingerers (lol), bitchy people
pictures:

 
 
14 December 2009 @ 09:11 pm


hey everyone,
my name is stefanie
i am 21 yearsold
i am from toronto
i am a student at trentu.
i love, shopping, tanning, partying, blackberrys, twitter, lj, fb, bbm, dancing, makeup etc. i am just a regular 21yearold girl.
if you wanna follow me you are more than welcome to add me :)

pic:



im the girl with the beer in her hand on the right. :)

FOLLOW ME

 
 
14 December 2009 @ 08:39 pm
Hey my name is Fiona. I'm 26 from Ireland. I hate my job lol I'm totally wasting all my potential but too much of a lazy bum to fix it. I like music some bands/musicians I'm interested in include Rilo Kiley, Jenny Lewis, New Pornographers, Broken Social Scene, Arcade Fire, Flaming Lips, Blonde Redhead, Ryan Adams, Sufjan Stevens, Wilco, Regina Speckor, Modest Mouse, Cat Power, Interpol and Kate Bush.

Other activities I enjoy include, Reading, Formula One, laughing sarcastically, improving my posture, film, travelling, barbie, hello kitty, overusing ellipses and parentheses. Huge West Wing fan, and I secretly really like re-watching old episode of Gilmore Girls but I watch tonnes of other stuff too and am open to rec's. I like walking, jumping in high heels, hot chocolate, falling asleep in the bath, sneezing, sleeping, nintendo, taking pictures of random old people when on holiday, penguins and Disney. I also enjoy muchly pretending to text in awkward situations.

If I sound like someone you might be interested in getting in touch with then add away because I really want to meet some people on twitter that I can correspond with and who will reply and stuff.

Oh yeah my address is http://twitter.com/Fonski
 
 
 
 

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